New Hand-On-A-Pole-Activator

Are you tired of having to precariously poke a big red button with a rubber hand on a pole JUST so you can chop your onions? Well, with this all-new device all you need to do is insert pole in slot and press a big red button and it will push the pole forwards which in turn will press the second big red button to chop  your onions!

Brought to you by Acme Corporation

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